Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady.

I am not the best. I'm 25, I don't have my career 100% figured out yet. My love life exists about as much as unicorns do, I'm not the ideal weight I should be, and just like many other people, I definitely have health problems.

But damnit, I am a big beautiful woman and I love myself. Maybe I'm over-emotional (okay, that's not a 'maybe' kind of statement), but it has taken me my whole life to be happy with myself, and finally I am.

I'm not one to toot my own horn (who am I kidding, of course I am; I'm awesome), but I've had many girls and women compliment plenty of things about me, whether it's my makeup or hair or style choices, and I'd like to share what advice and life tips & tricks I may have for all you ladies, girls, boys, men, queens, kings or whoever wants to listen to what I have to say.

Everyone should feel beautiful and happy with themselves, and if I can do my part to help, I sure as hell am going to.